If you're a politician looking for sex with underaged boys on Craigslist: STOP IT!!!

I want to make this crystal clear. Please stay off of Craigslist if you are any of the following:

• A politician
• Hoping to have sex with a minor
• Planning to have sex in the bushes of a highway rest stop

For most readers, this point goes without saying. Evidently, for others, the point needs to be made. I refer to people such as Minnesota Rep. Kerry Gauthier (D), recently arrested for performing the rare trifecta above. In one evening, he gave a bad name to Craigslist, rest stops and politicians.

Way to go, Kerry!

And a special high-five for the Minnesota officials who won't be pressing charges.

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